What is SlothWater?
SlothWater is tap water from a designated location in New Hampshire, this location has a well to protect the SlothWater from yucky stuff.
Water is poured straight from a sink to a lightly used water bottle. Brand new if you're lucky.
Now comes the important part. Our talented, FOLIVORA approved sloths slowly apply the logo the the bottle.
We then ship the bottles to a classified location in Mexico, for safekeeping, until someone orders a bottle.
Here is a few of our valued customer's reviews!
It smells terrible! - Sam B.
It's not that... oh God, I think I'm gonna throw up. -Sean T.
It's not that bad, the aftertaste is what made me throw up in my mouth. -Jack L.
SlothWater is tap water from a designated location in New Hampshire, this location has a well to protect the SlothWater from yucky stuff.
Water is poured straight from a sink to a lightly used water bottle. Brand new if you're lucky.
Now comes the important part. Our talented, FOLIVORA approved sloths slowly apply the logo the the bottle.
We then ship the bottles to a classified location in Mexico, for safekeeping, until someone orders a bottle.
Here is a few of our valued customer's reviews!
It smells terrible! - Sam B.
It's not that... oh God, I think I'm gonna throw up. -Sean T.
It's not that bad, the aftertaste is what made me throw up in my mouth. -Jack L.